Things were getting desperate in the Republirat camp. Their main weapon, phoney outrage, just didn’t seem to be working anymore. That was especially true in the camp of Sir Sarah, the Dim.  Since no one was watching her screaming fits, it looked like her campaign was in trouble.

    But then, inspiration struck. Since people liked George the Bush, no matter how stupid he seemed, let’s make Sarah look stupid too. (They didn’t have to work too hard at that one). Only this time we’ll make sure she says something so outrageous that everyone has to take notice. And so it began. Sarah the Dim would say something incredible insensitive and stupid.  Normal people would loudly object This gave her good friend the Mad Hatter, who ran the Stupidi-T Party, cause to rally the nut jobs to Sarah’s defense. Their yelling would attract even more stupid people, the Stupidi-T Party would grow and Sarah the Dim’s political machine would enlarge.

    This worked pretty well until Sarah apparently ran out of stupid and insensitive things to say. So when Dr. Laura Schlessinger started spouting off with the “N” word, Sarah jumped on her bandwagon.  Her first tweet was “‘Dr.Laura:don't retreat...reload! (Steps aside bc her 1st Amend.rights ceased 2exist thx 2activists trying 2silence"isn't American,not fair").” The second tweet said, “"Dr.Laura=even more powerful & effective w/out the shackles, so watch out Constitutional obstructionists. And b thankful 4 her voice, America!”

    Oops, for a party that is supposedly trying to reach out to minorities, by minorities I think they mean people who aren’t multimillionaires, this was, ever for Sarah the Dim, a very dumb thing to do.  Oh, my Sarah, what will you do now. I can’t wait to find out how deeply you’re going to plant your foot in your mouth next time. And folks when she does, great it with the silence it deserves.     Don’t give her the chance to rally her Stupidi-T party around her and attract more nut jobs.    Let your answer be silence. Oh, and will someone please bring her some ketchup for her foot. But tell me Sarah, does it really taste like chicken?

   Lots of bad things are happening these days. And everyone wants someone to blame. Mostly, driven by the Instani -tea Party, FOX News (now there's an oxymoron) and other foaming at the mouth whackos, the blame seems to be falling on President Obama for the country’s woes. But who really is to blame?
Well, let’s see now:

   Jobs: There are a lot of people out of work still. And for them, things will get worse. 20,000 people will soon loose their unemployment benefits. If you’re one of them, blame the Republirats, their senators are responsible for your upcoming ride to the poor house.

   Health Care: Hey, no one is really sure how this whole thing is shaking out. But what is sure is that a lot more people will be covered by health care. Remember, if you’re one of them, the Republirats tried to stop it. They fought every step of the way and never put forward an alternative. Humm. Now who do they are about? It sure isn't you!

   Financial Reform: Whew, it looks like that one is going to make it through. Yet there is a group of people who apparently wanted the rich to continue stealing the rest of us blind. Guess who? Yep, the Republirats.

   The Deficit: Whine, whine, whine! That sound is coming from the Republirats who are blaming the President for this mess. But who did it? Well, who was it that came into power with a financial surplus and turned it into an incredible deficit by a President who borrowed more money than all the former Presidents put together? Yep, Republirats.

   Guns: Coming soon to a city new you, more handguns and more murders courtesy of a Republirat packed Supreme Court. Yes, selling out to the NRA is a sport for both parties. But the Republirats are the ones who do it best. And they did it now. Look forward to a lot more killings of children, police, etc but hey, at least you’re gun rights are safe.

   Yes, folks. This cat could go on and on, but the answer to who did it always seems to be the Republirats. Now the ultimate question. Why in the world would you ever vote for a Republirat again?

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     Ah yes. It’s wonderful when life is so predictable. Those nice folks down in Arizona have taken yet another step toward the formation of the Fifth Reich. Republirat State Senator Russ (Buthead) Pierce liked the last step toward Nazidom so much that he’s advocating another. Not being content with making Arizona into a B war move cliche by having the gestapo . . . excuse me the police, ask anyone suspicious (read Hispanic) for their papers. Now the not so good Senator wants to fix it so children of illegal immigrants will not become citizens, even if they are born in the U.S.

     I have to admit that there are probably a good number of Native Americans who would like this idea if we made it retroactive a century or two. And maybe they’ll get their wish as it looks like the looney T Party fringe is taking up the idea. Candidate Ron, (let’s repeal the civil rights act) Paul loves it! Figures. 

     But I’m sure Arizona won’t be content with this step. Next might come selling the kids instead of deporting them. After all there are Walmart sweat shops all over the globe looking for cheap and disposable labor. Or maybe, we will start to see some construction on . . . . ovens. Yep, you might see Arizona come up with a final solution, aka crematoriums. But wait, there is this big wall and on the other side of the wall is a desert in which people are baked to death. Looks like they’ve already taken this step. After all as Russ (Butthead) Pierce probably thinks, nothin’ says idiots votin’ like a Hispanic in the oven.

     Not funny you say? You’re absolutely right. No step Arizona, the T Party, or the Republirats take in getting rid of the Bill of Rights is funny at all. Now what was that poem written on the statue of liberty? Hmm.

     Sieg Heil, Arizona. Sieg Heil!

     The problem vexing humanity has been solved. We're all wondered were in the world Rush Limburger came from and now we know. He's a neanderthal. An article in a Los Angles paper says, ":The first modern humans to leave Africa 80,000 years ago encountered Neanderthal settlements in the Middle East and — on at least some occasions — chose to make love instead of war, according to an international team of scientists who have pieced together the genetic code of humanity’s closest relatives.."    
    
    Yes that explains it all. The poor fellow's ancestors dipped a bit too much into the alternative gene pool an poof there is Russ. Low forehead, hot temper useful for hunting prey, seeming lack of any inmate intelligence.  Put them all together and you spell Russ.

    So give the poor fellow a break. Stop listening to his show, unless you too are a Neanderthal, so that he can get  job with the cave men commercial crew. After all, as he has so often employed, itwill be good for him to be with his own kinds.
                                    
    Oh, PS. Rush. Take Sarah with you!

    Do you want to see what a true Republirat state would look like? Then take a look at Arizona. A white governor, surrounded by white men, has signed a law allowing the police to stop any person who might be an illegal immigrant. Of course there will be no racial profiling by the police, Right!  When will the next illegal immigrant who happens to be female and Nordic looking  be asked to provide an ID card by the police?  Oh yes, I forgot that one. Those stopped have to produce an ID card.

    Doesn't this sound a bit familiar? Police start stopping anyone who looks like an illegal i.e. Hispanic. After awhile just any ID card won't be good enough, so a uniform card will be made and distributed. But checking ID cards takes time, so let's sew a special emblem on their coats so we can see them from a distance. Then there comes a night when the windows of all Hispanic businesses' will be smashed. Oh, and did you hear the rumor about the work camps. Maybe all Hispanics could go there and work. They might even learn somehting!  There's even a moto for the camps, "Arbeit macht frei. "Work Makes Free." Sound familiar?

    Pastor Martin Niemöller said it best,

"In Germany they first came for the Communists,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.

Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew.

Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Catholics,
and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant.

Then they came for me --
and by that time no one was left to speak "

    This, my fuzzy friends is what Republirats are working toward. Do you want to live in such a country as the one they'd control? Make no mistake, the most radical of the Republirats are out and out Nazis. They just haven't come out of the beer hall yet. They are coming for the Hispanics, and gays. Do you want to be next?

    Stop the land of the free from becoming the Fourth Reich. Vote Democratic.

"None of those idiots read the Bible," said Republirat Mikey Hucksterbee. "And since they don't know what's in it, I'll use double talk, mix it with outright nonsense, and say it came from the Bible. They'll believe anything!"

    Yep, that statement seems to be in back of the Republirat's latest rant about homosexuality. Here's more of the statement. "I feel homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural, and sinful lifestyle."  My oh my Mikey. You sure have your phoney rant in full swing.

    Hucksterbee, if you remember, is yet another in a slew of potential Republirat presidential candidates who apparently want to convert the U.S. into a theocracy. ""Marriage has historically never meant anything other than a man and a woman. It has never meant two men, two women, a man and his pet, or a man and a whole herd of pets," he went on to say. My that is interesting Mikey. Out of curiosity how much Biblical history do you really know. It seems to me that a lot of those old dudes in the Bible had more than a couple wives. Oh, and how about Abraham, it seems to me he had a thing going with his wife's slave. Yes indeed, if we want marriage to be according to Biblical example, we will see some interesting lines waiting for marriage license. And what's this about pets Mikey? Other than the fact that the comparison is nonsensical, it makes me wonder what you've been up to lately!

    "Children are not puppies," Hucksterbee went on to say as he attacked the idea of gays adopting children. Very good Mikey. I'm glad you can tell the difference! But I don't see what that has to do with your argument.

    But I do think Hucksterbee might be onto something. Let's emphasize adoption. In fact I think Republirat former governors are a lot like pets. We should adopt them! I do believe I know a couple who definitely need housebreaking!

    What would you think if you found out the company you work for, takes out life insurance policies on you and your fellow employees? Would your attitude change if you heard that these policies are called "Dead Peasant" policies. Now that's a nice touch isn't it. You've worked for I.M. Greedy, Inc., for fifty years. They give you a gold watch and show you the door. Then, when you die, they get paid. Sometimes they get paid in millions of dollars.

    Now of course, our responsible cooperate citizens could be applauded for planning. After all it can take a lot of time and training to fill some positions like those of a CEO, a CFO, and a Walmart Greeter. Yep, even we can get it to you cheaper, while exploiting child labor, takes out insurance on their employees. And do they pass some of this money on to the now needy family?  . . . . . .Sorry about the break there. I couldn't stop laughing. They keep this money to themselves. The difference between the premiums and the pay out is sheer profit and their employees are simply the dead cash cows.  

    I don't know about the rest of you, but this is starting to remind me of some stories. 1984 is a good one. After all if we are now peasants, how long will it be before workers will need to swear allegiance to their employeers, and then how long will it be until the workers are owned like cattle.  Add this to all the public surveillance cameras going up and its time to go back and read that book.T he Matrix, a recent series of movies seems to be an interesting parallel too. We are being plugged into the corporate machine at more and more level. How long will it be before all we do is to provide power or nutrients for the good of the company?

   All of this might sound like the ravings of a cranky cat. But look at the growing gap between the rich and the middle class, Look at the efforts of an elite to keep poor people from getting health  care.    Time to wake up folks and look to the ballot boxes. And remember, the Republirats and their greedy friends are the ones who got us in this mess.  Oh, and if you don't believe me about these polices, do a google search and find out for yourself.