Things were getting desperate in the Republirat camp. Their main weapon, phoney outrage, just didn’t seem to be working anymore. That was especially true in the camp of Sir Sarah, the Dim.  Since no one was watching her screaming fits, it looked like her campaign was in trouble.

    But then, inspiration struck. Since people liked George the Bush, no matter how stupid he seemed, let’s make Sarah look stupid too. (They didn’t have to work too hard at that one). Only this time we’ll make sure she says something so outrageous that everyone has to take notice. And so it began. Sarah the Dim would say something incredible insensitive and stupid.  Normal people would loudly object This gave her good friend the Mad Hatter, who ran the Stupidi-T Party, cause to rally the nut jobs to Sarah’s defense. Their yelling would attract even more stupid people, the Stupidi-T Party would grow and Sarah the Dim’s political machine would enlarge.

    This worked pretty well until Sarah apparently ran out of stupid and insensitive things to say. So when Dr. Laura Schlessinger started spouting off with the “N” word, Sarah jumped on her bandwagon.  Her first tweet was “‘Dr.Laura:don't retreat...reload! (Steps aside bc her 1st Amend.rights ceased 2exist thx 2activists trying 2silence"isn't American,not fair").” The second tweet said, “"Dr.Laura=even more powerful & effective w/out the shackles, so watch out Constitutional obstructionists. And b thankful 4 her voice, America!”

    Oops, for a party that is supposedly trying to reach out to minorities, by minorities I think they mean people who aren’t multimillionaires, this was, ever for Sarah the Dim, a very dumb thing to do.  Oh, my Sarah, what will you do now. I can’t wait to find out how deeply you’re going to plant your foot in your mouth next time. And folks when she does, great it with the silence it deserves.     Don’t give her the chance to rally her Stupidi-T party around her and attract more nut jobs.    Let your answer be silence. Oh, and will someone please bring her some ketchup for her foot. But tell me Sarah, does it really taste like chicken?