![]() Once upon a time, in the land of 2000 Pound Washing, King Ronnie the Asleep ruled the kingdom. King Ronnie was a Republirat and like all Republirats he loved rich people. He wanted there to be lots more Republirats so that rich people would be taken care of for a long, long time. So King Ronnie went to talk to school children. "This is good," the Republirats said, as King Ronnie talked to the children about politics. "We're not really sure about the politics bit, but it's a good thing to have the king talk to children," the Democats said. And it was good. Later in the land of the 2000 Pound Washing, King George the Dumb ruled the kingdom. After awhile, his son, King George the Incredibly Stupid, came to rule. Both King Georges went to talk to school children. "This is good," the Republirats said again and again. "We are showing the children what good people Republirats are." "It's a good thing for the King to talk to children," the Democats said. And it was good. But after King George the Incredibly Stupid was done being King, a lot of people became wise to the way Republirats fooled common people. They came to understand the Republirats only cared for the rich. And so the people voted in King Barak the I've Got to Fix the Republirat's Mess. King Barak thought it would be a good thing to talk to school children and to encourage them to succeed in school. "This is bad and evil," the Republirats shouted! "The King is trying to teach the children bad things." "Hmm," thought the Democats. "It appears that there are two sets of rules for Kings depending on their party." The Republirats are trying to make us forget that they brought down the world's economy by pandering to the greedy rich. They are trying to make us forget that they took us into a war that will mess up our country for many years and in which too many are being killed and maimed. How will they do this, you ask? By stirring up outrage among the right wing idiots who will scream and rant. If they rant long and loud enough the big lies we are telling will be acepted as fact. "Then," the Republiats think, "we can come back to power and help the rich get richer again." Don't let them trick you! Ignore the phoney outrage! Remember who got us into this mess! Add Comment | Custom Search PresbyCatSome humans might know me from my time at Ecunet. Others know me from other places. Some of them have found me to be annoying! All of them have found me to be wiling to stand up for the rights of all of God's creatures. ArchivesNovember 2011 CategoriesAll |