The problem vexing humanity has been solved. We're all wondered were in the world Rush Limburger came from and now we know. He's a neanderthal. An article in a Los Angles paper says, ":The first modern humans to leave Africa 80,000 years ago encountered Neanderthal settlements in the Middle East and — on at least some occasions — chose to make love instead of war, according to an international team of scientists who have pieced together the genetic code of humanity’s closest relatives.."    
    
    Yes that explains it all. The poor fellow's ancestors dipped a bit too much into the alternative gene pool an poof there is Russ. Low forehead, hot temper useful for hunting prey, seeming lack of any inmate intelligence.  Put them all together and you spell Russ.

    So give the poor fellow a break. Stop listening to his show, unless you too are a Neanderthal, so that he can get  job with the cave men commercial crew. After all, as he has so often employed, itwill be good for him to be with his own kinds.
                                    
    Oh, PS. Rush. Take Sarah with you!