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 What would you think if you found out the company you work for, takes out life insurance policies on you and your fellow employees? Would your attitude change if you heard that these policies are called "Dead Peasant" policies. Now that's a nice touch isn't it. You've worked for I.M. Greedy, Inc., for fifty years. They give you a gold watch and show you the door. Then, when you die, they get paid. Sometimes they get paid in millions of dollars. Now of course, our responsible cooperate citizens could be applauded for planning. After all it can take a lot of time and training to fill some positions like those of a CEO, a CFO, and a Walmart Greeter. Yep, even we can get it to you cheaper, while exploiting child labor, takes out insurance on their employees. And do they pass some of this money on to the now needy family? . . . . . .Sorry about the break there. I couldn't stop laughing. They keep this money to themselves. The difference between the premiums and the pay out is sheer profit and their employees are simply the dead cash cows. I don't know about the rest of you, but this is starting to remind me of some stories. 1984 is a good one. After all if we are now peasants, how long will it be before workers will need to swear allegiance to their employeers, and then how long will it be until the workers are owned like cattle. Add this to all the public surveillance cameras going up and its time to go back and read that book.T he Matrix, a recent series of movies seems to be an interesting parallel too. We are being plugged into the corporate machine at more and more level. How long will it be before all we do is to provide power or nutrients for the good of the company? All of this might sound like the ravings of a cranky cat. But look at the growing gap between the rich and the middle class, Look at the efforts of an elite to keep poor people from getting health care. Time to wake up folks and look to the ballot boxes. And remember, the Republirats and their greedy friends are the ones who got us in this mess. Oh, and if you don't believe me about these polices, do a google search and find out for yourself. Add Comment  They came from all around. All the demonstrators took their places in front of the Cat Capitol Building. They all came because they wanted to stop a health care bill that would allow all kitties the right to see a vet whenever they needed. "This is too expensive," some demonstrators shouted! "You'll ruin our country," said others. And, "Take care of your own health care, why should I have to pay for it," demanded still others. The cat legislators were dismayed. "What can we do in the face of such opposition?" they asked themselves. Then it hit them. The demonstrators were all dogs. Too far fetched you say? Well just take a look at the idiots frothing at the mouth in front of the Capitol. They're mouthing phrases just like the dogs did in this story. Then, take a closer look. How many of them look poor? How many of them look like they've skipped a meal or two? Oh, and how many of them aren't white? This "tea party" is not only a blatant attempt by FOX news to generate headlines, and the Republirat's attempt to generate positive press. (Hey there's an oxymoron!) Its also blatant racism. They're really saying, "why should we pay for health care for people who are inferior to us." Come to think of it, why don't we ask Congress to put another provision in the bill. Let's make sterilization mandatory for anyone stupid enough to believe this crap. Just Who is the Nazi Here? 09/13/2009
 A long time ago, in a nation far, far away, there was a group of people who decided to change the course of their country. They didn't like the way their elected leaders were taking them. They had lost in elections and were mad about it. So they began to demonstrate. They shouted and hollered and told people their government was being overwhelmed by nasty people; the people who liked socialism and communism. They used the politics of the big lie. And they convinced the nation. The people who protested were victorious. They took over their government and raised it to new heights. Yes, the Nazi party came to power and raised Germany to new heights of something or the other. Today in the United States of America something similar is happening. There is a party known for intolerance and hate; a party who has taken a country into illegal wars; a party who does not give a dirty litter box's care for the rights of their citizens. This party is now out of power because people became tired of it. But this party has decided to follow the path of the Nazi party. They claim an elected President is evil. They claim this President wants to usher the country into the path of socialism and communism. They use the politics of the big lie. The scary thing is that some people are starting to believe them. It is time to call a halt to this very dangerous nonsense. The Republirat party has betrayed the conservative ideals of their founders. They are no longer about small government and responsibility. Instead they are about forcing everyone to believe what they believe no matter what the cost. They do not care about big government or about the rights of business. They only care about a particular religious ideology. This cat, for one, has no intention of allowing the U.S. Nazis who have taken over a honorable party to win. Do you want to see people who disagree fed to gas chambers? You might think I am being melodramatic but this is the same situation, the exactly the same situation, Germany found itself in. Stop it! Do not let them win! Tell your legislators to care about individual humans and not the rights of a warped religious elite! End the hate! Tell your senators and congressmen you have had enough. Do not let the Swastika raise above the land of the free! Go, Barney, Go! 08/19/2009
 All over the country we have people lining up at town hall meetings to prove they don't have a single brain cell. They are of course also proving that they care nothing at all for those who cannot afford health care. Come to think of it I haven't seen a single ranter who is not white and who does not appear to be comparatively well off. No minorities, or homeless people seem to spot this drivel. Hmmm. But finally we are seeing some appropriate responses to the right wing Republirat rants about health care. You know the rant's I'm talking about. They're the ones where sickos are literally frothing at the mouth while spewing hate! They make me so mad I keep horking up my kitty food! Here's Barney Frank's response to a moron comparing the President to Hitler: Go Barney, go! This is exactly the type of response this idiocy deserves. Oh, and btw, check my earlier blog entries to see what this type of right wing language really means. It's actually short hand meant to incite someone to commit murder. Also, btw, does anyone know the address of the nutcase in this video? I want to visit her and leave her a special cat present all over her carpet!  Do you want to know the people who are behind attacks on the Obama administration? If you do, check out Freedom Watch, the kind of people who put the nuts in nut jobs! A quick look at Freedom Watch's website makes this cat remember the days of the 1960s, the time when everyone knew the government was watching everything. Of course in the last few years the government has been watching at bit too much. But, hey, the paranoia of the 60s was aided by the intake of controlled substances. And to keep in synch with the 60s, the boys of Freedom Watch desperately need a drug test. Here are some of their claims; -Swine flu is a biological attack against the U.S. - The government is hiding evidence of UFOs. - A Palestinian State is an attack against Judaism and Christianity (note to Freedom Watch idiots, have you ever looked into the fact that many Palestinians are Christians?) - "The United Nations is a bastion for terrorist nations bent on destroying our western and Judeo-Christian lifestyle and culture. . . " - " In principle, the Bible teaches an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth; . . . " (Hey guys, who was it that said something about do unto others?) - The Obama administration is wasting our money holding parties in the White House. I could go on and on, but check out their weird website, http://www.freedomwatchusa.org. If you want to know more, about these people who are a good argument for retroactive birth control, do a search for them on Youtube. You'll find that their garbage is being streamed by the stronghold of intelligent thought called FOX News. Add the words "health care" to the search and you'll find some of the other right wing sickos who are making noise lately about health care. You'll also find out there is a lot of money behind these groups. No who could be providing that money? Is it the Republirats or the health insurance industry? It doesn't really matter does it? Anyone who is supporting these wackos does not have your best interest at heart! Hey, Democrats in congress, enough is enough. You have the majority in both houses. There's no reason you need to pander to these idiots. Let's stop the "debate" and get on to taking care of people's health. Sarah Painlin and the trick of the big lie 08/14/2009
 Once there was a man who taught all sorts of tricks to animals. He especially liked teaching dogs tricks. He taught them to sit up, beg, fetch, and all the other dumb things dogs do. But then the man realized he could make money with the dogs. He bought little doggy coffins, and taught the dogs to play dead in them. To make things even more interesting he fitted each doggy coffin with a large key on the side and a music box. Soon the man was all set to make some money. He took the dogs, and doggy coffins to a bar and told the dogs to play dead. He showed all the people in the bar his "dead" dogs and told them he would bring them back to life. The drunks didn't believe the man and bet lots of money. When all the bets were in, the man hit a switch. The keys on the coffins started to turn, the jack-in-the-box song started to play from the music boxes, the coffin lids sprang open, and all the dogs jumped up and barked! Most of the drunks were pretty impressed. But one drunk had an idea. "Let's see if you can bring them back to life again," he said. Then he shot all the dogs. Sarah Painlin's comments about health care reform are like the dead dogs. In a Facebook posting titled "Concerning Death Panels," Painlin argued Wednesday night that the elderly and ailing would be coerced into accepting minimal end-of-life care to reduce health care costs based on the Democratic bill in the House. There are no such provisions in the bill! Like the dogs, Sarah has learned a trick, the Republirat trick of the big lie. She knows if she lies loud enough and often enough there will be some people who are dumb enough to be willing to believe it. Sarah lies, the lies are refuted, and just like a jack-in-the-box her lies spring up from their coffins to spread again. Sarah Painlin, is a friend of the rich. She uses the right wing nut fringe of the Republirat party to do her dirty work and inspires them with her lies. But she does not care about them or for anyone who is poor and needs health care to survive. So the next time she opened her mouth, do the same thing the smart drunk did. But this time, kill the lie by ignoring it. If we keep ignoring her lies Sarah will soon descend to the obscurity she so richly deserves.  There are still all sorts of stories about the Rebuplirat fascists who are filling the town hall meetings on health care with screaming mobs. We might tend to think these people are harmless cranks, right? Nope. They're as stinky as a litter box that hasn't been changed for a week. Here's the take from former member, and founder, of the "Christian" right regarding what is really going on. These idiots are getting dangerous. If you see a town hall meeting on health care in your area, grab your friends and relatives and fill the place up. Let's not give these wackos any more chances to screw up our country. Sarah Painlin Can Solve the Energy Crises! 08/08/2009
 Well, that didn't take long did it? Sarah Painlin, the I am no longer Governor because I got bored with it of Alaska, is opening her mouth to let all sorts of hot air come out. "The America I know and love," Painlin said, "is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care," OK, let's first look at this objectively. The nonpartisan group FactCheck.org, a project of the Annenberg Public Policy Center at the University of Pennsylvania says the claim is false. So much for that idea Sarah. Hey, and by the way, what exactly is evil? This statement is coming from the right wing of the Republirat party. You remember them don't you. They helped us violate international law in invading another country. This statement is coming from those who make homophobia an art form. This statement is coming from those who have consistently advocated for the rich while not giving a cat fart about the poor. Seems to me that we all should have a pretty good idea about what side of the debate is evil before we even start. But I do have a good idea We have a lot more problems in this country besides health care. The energy crises is a big one. And Sarah Painlin can help us with that! If we can harness the hot air coming out of her mouth, we can be independent of foreign oil in a week! So rant on Sarah! But please do it at a power plant. At least their being a bag of hot air will have some impact on this country you say you love, even though your words prove you sure don't love its people.  Once upon a time there was a group of very nasty people called Republirats. The Republirats believed that it was OK to do anything they wanted to get their own way. They found out that paying people to form mobs was good politics. They went on to steal a Presidential election with the help of mob action. They formed wonderful groups of liars such as the Swift Vote Veterans for (un)Truth. The Republirats saw all that they had done by being nasty and thought it was very good. Then something new happened. Someone besides a Republirat was elected President. And this President started doing good things for people who did not have enough money that they could use C-Notes for toilet paper. "This is bad," the Republirats thought. "We must take action so that these people won't get what they need and get uppity!" So the Republirats formed groups like the Americans for Prosperity, otherwise known as the Americans for Greed. They told these groups to go out and disrupt meetings about all people getting health care. They told these people to scream, chant, and lie and make a lot of noise. And the people of the USA, well let's hope they don't fall for this phony outrage again. Support health care for all people, not just for the rich! Michael Jackson 06/26/2009
Sob, oh gasp, horror! Oh the pain of it all! I just can't bear it! Saint Michael Jackson has gone off to the great scratching post in the sky! Give me a break. The thought of this makes my tail shudder! Now that he's about to be planted the guy is considered to be such a wonderful human being who is worthy of being mourned in the House of Representatives. My guess is that there are some people, like the parents of some little boys, who are not all that sorry that Saint Michael is no longer with us. |  Custom Search PresbyCatSome humans might know me from my time at Ecunet. Others know me from other places. Some of them have found me to be annoying! All of them have found me to be wiling to stand up for the rights of all of God's creatures. ArchivesNovember 2011 CategoriesAll |
