Neuter a Nut Job Today! 08/28/2009
![]() When I was a little kitty something very traumatic happened to me. My human put me in a box, and put the box in the car and took me for a car ride. The human said we were going to kitty camp. It was supposed to be a very nice camp where kitties ran and played and had catnip. But when we got to kitty camp the humans there made me take a nap. And when I woke up, I was missing some kitty parts! I didn't like missing kitty parts and I told the human all about it for many days until the human sat down and talked to me. I was told there were too many kitties in the world. Kitties were going hungry and not having homes because there were too many of them. These kitties were very unhappy. I decided this was a good thing because more kitties means I get less catnip. I have been noticing all the nasty right wing humans at town hall meetings. They scream and yell and look very unhappy. There also seem to be a lot of them around. Maybe there are too many right wing nut jobs in the world. So kitties, lets get together and help make these people happy. Go to a town hall meeting and follow one of these idiots home. Hang around their house and look sad and hungry. You know how to do that! Worm your way inside and then make them love you by lots of purring and lap sitting. Then start hanging around the bath room. After they get used to you being there, stand by the shower when they're cleaning themselves. When they get out and have their head buried in a towel, unsheathe your claws, take aim, leap up and help health care reform! Kitties unite! Help health care reform. Neuter a right wing bigot today! Add Comment Health Care Reform 07/23/2009
![]() Somewhere in this country there are elderly people who take their medication every second or third day, if they take it at all. They can't afford to do otherwise. Somewhere in this country children are dying. Their parents can't take them to a doctor because they have no way to pay the bill and there's no free clinic to be found. Somewhere in this country there are people getting sicker every day. They can't afford preventative care. Yes, all those things are taking place somewhere in this country. But you can bet they aren't taking place in the homes of rich Republirats! You know folks, these guys remind me more and more of an aristocracy who wants everything for themselves while the poor get poorer. They especially remind me of a certain French queen who when told the poor had no bread said, "let them eat cake." In the next election remember these guys. And remember that the French mob might have had a very good idea. Cut their necks off where it hurts. Vote Democratic. | Custom Search PresbyCatSome humans might know me from my time at Ecunet. Others know me from other places. Some of them have found me to be annoying! All of them have found me to be wiling to stand up for the rights of all of God's creatures. ArchivesNovember 2011 CategoriesAll |